Part 2: Trip to Coruscant
Where were we? Oh, right. Let's get back
into the story.
Joe, Cleaver and Voltaire where Jedi and
Delphin was a clone. Oops, forgot to introduce myself. My bad. My name is Kiwi.
I'm just someone who works somewhere, but I'm gonna tell you where because the
name is very hard to pronounce. I was at work and a little green guy named Yoda
contacted me. And then, I found myself in Coruscant! I also forgot to tell you
I'm also known as - only by my friends - Penguin Man - Defender of the Arctic.
Pretty cool, huh?
Yoda gathered all of us to stop my enemy,
Dr. Walrus. Apparently, his right hand man, Mr. Koala is also a Sith. And both
of them lead an army of galactic creatures! Anyway, my friends and I have to
stop them and save both this universe and my universe. So, yeah. I'm used to
this type of stuff because I do it a lot.
I don't know how he's going to do it, but I know it's going to be
bad. Dr. Walrus only has the force from the dark side and his vast knowledge
of inventions and villainy and all types of things. His side kick, Dr.
Koala can be slow going at times but, trust me - one of his special powers is
to bite through very hard things like titanium which is the strongest metal I
can think of. So, other than the force and that power, he has tons of powers I
don't even want to get into, he can be very dangerous - especially if he hasn't
had his morning coffee!
So, the villains are powerful, but the good guys are even more
powerful. Like, Joe. He can jumps over the highest walls. And, me, even though
this may not be helpful in a fight unless I'm in the artic, I can mind control
other penguins. Cleaver, he can build anything within one second with his
beaver related powers. He can build a very fast jet pack or a giant celestial
bronze dragon that can do anything! Voltaire is Grizzly Man! He needs no
explanation because you know what a bear can do!
We all needed to get our heads together. Let's tune into the
conversation we had..
Yoda, "Your friends here, they are. Much to learn, there is.
Hone in on all of your powers, we must, and teach the way of the Jedi. Starts
now, training does."
Penguin Man, "I have ideas! But, I need to know everyone is
on board!"
Joe, "Hmmm, where is Dr. Walrus anyway? I don't like his sidekick, Mr. Koala. I guess that makes sense 'cuz he is my enemy. And what happened to the other villains? Cyber Husky and the Fox? We haven't heard from those guys in a while!"
Cleaver answered for us, "According to this news site, they broke out of prison just yesterday! They are gathering more evil creatures for their army as we speak! I think their next stop is Tatooine. We should send two groups, right?"
Voltaire interjected, "Agreed. Cleaver and I will take some clones to Tatooine. Kiwi, you and Joe take Delphin and some more Clones to try and intersect them before they meet up with Darth Vader. THAT would be bad. Doesn't everyone agree?"
Delphin agreed. "That's a good idea! I wonder what Yoda thinks of our plan?"
Everyone turned to Yoda.
Yoda, "Ideal, this plan is. Go with it, we will. He-He."
Yoda taught us some pretty cool moves. We got to meet some other
Jedi and Delphin got a whole army of Clones to lead! One of the moves was a
somersault. We jump over our opponent, land and then attack. Of course, we were
practicing on dummies.
Kiwi (Penguin Man, in case you forgot) wondered aloud, "We're going to need weapons for this battle. And some starships, too..."
Yoda, "Hmmm, show you new weapons, I will. Follow me, you must."
And so all of us good guys followed Yoda to the Barracks. That's where all of the galactic weapons were stored. It was the size of NASA! HUGE! And to the left was a room that stored the smallest lightsaber crystal to the biggest piece of alloy.
The weaponsmith was there to assist us. "I suggest you take this new double sided lightsaber I just made. You just have to choose the crystal. Or, let the crystal choose you. Either way, I hope you like this thing! Now, I'll get you and your friends some armor and a few more weapons to help you out."
Kiwi, "Wow! This double sided lightsaber is cool!"
Then, all of a sudden, a blue crystal glowed. It flew right into a
little compartment that was open in the saber. Apparently, I didn't need to choose
the crystal, it did choose me!
Two or three days later, we were ready. That's the way of the
Jedi! We had to finish our training quickly because of the rising threat.
I gathered my troops and gave them a pep talk.
"Coruscant is cool. So are bowties. We have to save our
universe! So, let's beat some bad guys' butts!!!!!"
We got to use any space vehicle we wanted. This was cool because
we didn't even know where Dr. Walrus and the other bad guys were. We were
hoping they didn't meet up with Darth Vader. They would be invincible then!
We'd never be able to stop them!
We were right in the middle of our search, when all of a sudden,
out of nowhere, blaster fire came! It was Dr. Walrus's fleet! We found them!
Just not how we wanted to.
We had a little Starfighter battle. We pushed Dr. Walrus's fleet
towards a moon. I think it was Endor. It was a long and hard battle. There were
no casualties. Just a couple bruises and scratches. Nothing some bandages and
boo boo cream couldn't fix.
Apparently, what was left of Dr. Walrus's fleet - considering we
blew up a couple of his ships - fled to the moon. I used some magic that I
found I could do - thanks, Yoda! - It could keep the bad guys in but let the
good guys in and out.
I could swear I could hear Dr. Walrus saying, "CURSE YOU,
PENGUIN MAN! This isn't the last you will see of me! I still have most of my
army! And my notorious cohorts are bringing back up! I will get you yet!"
I heard a whisper, "May the force be with you, always."
I could swear it sounded like Obi Wan Kenobi.
It filled me with hope.
To be continued…..