a/n happy birthday aunt Donna

There once was a lady who had two grandchildren and she loved them dearly.

One day she went out to the grocery store while she was watching them and when she came back she saw a huge hole in the back yard and two muddy little toddlers and one extremely annoyed cat.

After a bath (the cat hated that) they snuggled up with a nice hot cocoa and some ginger snaps for it was cold outside. After a good book they went to bed. The next morning the lady got up and saw that the cat’s tail had been tied in knots! The children had play with (read tortured) the poor cat.

The lady walked into the kitchen to find milk and cheerios almost everywhere except on the ceiling and walls and the floor. When she finished cleaning up she went into the living room to see a pillow fort which somehow had scorpion batiste (toys of course). It also had a couple of toy soldiers on it.

Inside the fort she found her grandchildren in knight costumes, toy sword and all (although she did not know where they came from). She “invaded” the fort and started to tickle the grandchildren. After the tickle fight they put the pillows back and went to the kitchen for lunch.

They had left over meat loaf, yummy. Twenty minutes later the parents came home from vacation and picked the children up. That is ,for now muahahahaha!!!

The end

it has been a while since I wrote a blog so I will try do the best I can.

hey, guys, it's me and it is Halloween!

I will be going to a friends house for a party but a perk is that i will still get to trick or treating!

there is not much to write as of this moment.

I hung out with my big brother brad yesterday. we went to the buffalo museum of science which was empty except for us the staff and a few other people then we went to the Galleria mall and did gocarts, then finally we ate at five guys

A day without electricity

Hi, guys! This is what I would do on a day without electricity. This will also be a little update blog on my life.

I have 3 things to say on this matter.

The first is make a fort! Sometimes when I have space in my room, I like to get out some of my tents and put them up with some blankets over it and make it a fortress. I usually do this on the weekends. This funny thing about it is, I never end up sleeping in my fortress. I always end up back in my bed. It's also a good way to decompress after a loud party. I actually might make one after I write this. I use flashlights to see. I like to pretend it's a war fort. I keep one or two of my weapons with me - mainly swords. Or any type of melee weapons. And another thing I like to do in there is my second topic on what I would do on a day without electricity.

Reading. I have tons of books that I like to read or want to read. And I have tons of books I have to read. Such as; The Chrystal Shard by R.A. Salvatore, The Dragonbone Chair by Todd Williams, The Illiad by Homer, and maybe The Princess Bride by William Goldman. I'm not sure about that last one yet.

The third and final thing is going into my imagination. There are tons and tons of stuff to do in there. Such as hopping dimensions. Using magic. And turning into a dragon. Care to hear more about this? I will maybe be writing a dragon magic spell book and a dragon history book. This will also coincide with Penguin Man which is also set in my imagination.

BTW - Their Dad is my imagination character in Penguin Man.

I suppose this is it for the first part of this blog.

Now, about how my life is going so far...

I am currently sick. But, I'm beginning to feel better. Now it's just contained to my sinus system. It's bugging the heck out of me.

I am also going to a six-week summer camp. It's fun! I get to swim. I get to do other really fun stuff. Every week, we go on field trips too! These are certainly fun!

That's all I can say on that topic for now.

If you'll excuse me, I have a cherry slushy to go drink.



To be continued.....

(a.n. hey guys just another story for my grandma Benz)

Once upon a time, there was a lady that liked to knit. She knitted an entire house out of wool and it even had working appliances.

She often went out to her garden and looked at her flowers. She loved their beautiful smells. The petunia's and the lilies of the valley's and the roses of red - all made her happy. She also liked to pet her cats and feed the birds.

But, she was lonely. She decided she wanted to see the world. So, she knitted herself a plane. She knitted herself a bi-plane! It was a one-person seater and all she would need to travel the world. She gathered her flying gear and some food and her knitting supplies. And of course,  a cat.

She started up the preflight sequence. She flew down the runway and took off. She looked down, and she saw that everyone looked like tiny little ants. She flew to France and to China and to India. She made a pit stop in Hungary for some snacks and fuel. She then saw London from the clouds. The lady flew to Italy to get some spaghetti and meatballs.

She also flew to Antarctica to see the penguins. But, she also got chased by a polar bear!

Then she went home and had a nice cup of hot cocoa. The lady went to bed and had a nice dream about spaghetti eating polar bears and tea drinking penguins! When she woke up she went outside to water her petunias.

The End

(a/n hey guy's so how is it please let me know. I hope you enjoyed and I shall see you next time. Peace.)

authors note: hey guy's it has been a while and my  mom gave me a good idea for a mother’s day present for my grand-mama shall continue the story I have already written here is a  link: http://wcbenz.blogspot.com/2015/03/part-1-grandmamas-story.html

Chapter 1, Part 2

Grandmama's Adventure

There was a knock on the door. Grandmama went to answer it. She opened it and there was a blast of cold wind. She saw it was a neighbor.

The neighbor inquired if she had read the news. Grandmama asked why?
The neighbor stepped aside and Grandmama was flabbergasted to see snow! In the middle of Florida! In the middle of summer!

She went outside. A snowball flew right at her face. She dodged it, but it hit her favorite vase.

She wondered who would throw a snowball at an old lady? She looked out to see - nothing! She also noticed that her neighbor had disappeared!

She went back to her house and closed the door. Grandmama was a bit confused. She went into her small, private library, (3rd door to the right) and found a book on snow ghosts. There was only one entry. There is not much known about snow ghosts, so there were a lot of empty pages. This is because the usually live in the Arctic.

The entry was named Snow Poltergeists. The entry stated this was not really a ghost, just poltergeists that cause snow.

"Helpful tip with dealing with Snow Poltergeists: Spirits such as these hate water. A tool used for getting rid of these is a water gun. The reason they turn water to snow and ice is a mystery. Plasma packs will work in a pinch, or after you use water. BEWARE: There are goliaths - there are snow golems that are reanimated by undead specters."

After reading this, Grandmama got a water gun at the ready with boiling hot water. She also loaded her proton pack.

She went outside and was instantly attacked by a goliath! Goliaths summon ice. Grandmama accurately hit the snow golem where its heart should be. It melted instantly!

She wasn't done yet.

She was suddenly surrounded by 2 more snow golems and 5 poltergeists and 1 specter! She has never seen this many apparitions in one spot! Except for the aquarium, of course.

She easily took down 2 golems and a poltergeist. When suddenly, a portal opened! Somebody popped out. He had seriously blue eyes. The color of ice and snow. He looked around bewildered and said, "Oops, wrong dimension!" And popped back out.

By the time Grandmama was down to the last spirit, she was out of water. But, she remembered her proton pack and blasted him back into the shadow realm.

As soon as everything thawed, she found where the neighbor was. In a snowman!
When he finally awoke, she thought, he thought, that he was Frosty! Because once he woke up, he said, "Happy Mothers Day"! And then he said, "Happy Birthday!" And then he went marching north.

Grandmama went back inside and got a nice cup of hot cocoa. She was really cold from fighting the snow ghosts. Luckily, her flowers didn't get frost bite.

She went to bed and had a nice dream.

When she woke up the next day, she found a package at her door....but that's for another story.

Narrator out. PEACE

Author's note: And there it is. A chill-ing story. I added a little reference to another book I'm writing. Hope you caught it! I think I'll add that to my 4th chapter.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, GRANDMAMA!!!

Dear Rosie and Connie –

My name is William Carl Benz. But, Connie probably already knows that. I am Donna Redmond's nephew.

Now, what do I write. I like to write! I write fictional stories for my blog.

Lilly Anastasia Benz is my sister. She's sending you some stuff she made. Her thing is origami. She says Hi!

I don't know much about you. But, I'd like to make you a little happier right now. So, I'm going to attempt to write you a short story. Just for you, Rosie.

Here I go!

Once upon a time, there was a cat who HATED water. It hated water so much, that it stayed inside. That is until it met a flower. The flower said hello to the cat from outside the window. The cat mewled hello back!

The cat identified the flower as a rose. The rose was a beautiful white rose. It was the only white rose among a bunch of red roses. She stood out for her kindness and purity.

Now, the cat loved to play in the house. It played all the time, with anything it could find. But, it was lonely. It was so, so happy when the rose said hello. It literally fell off the window sill! Ouch! That must have hurt.

The cat was ready to venture out into the garden to meet the graceful white rose.  But, it was wary of the sprinklers around the garden. The cat wondered…..what could it do so as not to get wet? Hmmm…..

The cat looked around the house. Somehow, it found scuba gear that fit it like a glove!

The cat put all the gear on. The cat ended up looking sorta like a fish. But, it didn't care. It was going to meet his new friend!

The white rose was watching all this time. It smiled. It was so excited that the cat was coming out to meet her.

The cat, surprisingly, found a doggie door! It slipped through the door and went outside. Now, this was the cat's first time out. But, it recognized everything in the garden that it saw from the window.

He was half way there when the sprinklers turned on and the cat was in the open!!!

The wet suit helped but the poor cat had to run through the garden and then he hid behind a bush. It just so happened that it was the same bush that the rose lived on!

The cat looked up and was happy that he found the flower. He jumped for joy. The cat was not even afraid of water anymore.

He and the flower became best friends and they lived happily ever after.

THE END.

 Author's note: So, that's the story. I hope you enjoy it. Can you guess who the rose is? And who was the cat? Every rose should have a friend like this cat, willing to jump through water to become better friends.

Love and hugs,

William Carl Benz

i meet my dad

CHAPTER 3

so ya... I fainted.

When I woke up, I saw the king again. "Ah, Kiwi, you are awake". he said.

I sat up and realized that I was in an ice blue bed and the sheets were made of snow. Wow, this place is really playing up the ice gig.

I am getting off track. "Where am I?" I asked.

"You are in the northern ice mountains of the dragon dimension." he answered.

To say I was confused was an understatement, I felt I had been stuffed in a sack turned around 9,000,000 times then released in a carnival and told to have fun.

"How do you know my name?' I said, looking around.

When I looked back at him I saw he was in a Darth Vader suit and he had a lightsaber and can you guess what he said: "Kiwi, I am your father."

And, I fainted for the 190th time. I really need to stop that.

When I woke up again I was still in the room but the king was gone. I found a door and tried to open it but before I could open it, the door opened on its own.

"Well, that is freaky," I thought to myself.

I walked down a couple hallways and found another door. I opened it up to find the room that had the main door. It was an open air room with snow falling down. I walked to the center of the room and saw a throne made of ice. There was a sword hilt-deep in the ice in front of it. I went to the throne and picked it up.  I saw it had metal that changed color like the aurora. I felt a rush of energy rush through me.

I heard a voice behind me. "Ah, I see you found the aurora blade". It was the king again.

"The aurora blade?" I asked.

"Yes, it is made of a special metal I found in the mountain during an aurora Borealis," he said.

"Huh. Cool“. I said.

"I had it forged with another weapon made of earth metal for my two eldest sons,“ He said.

"Then why isn't it with one of them?" I asked

"Hey kiwi, did you feel a rush of power when you pulled it from the ice? “he asked.

"Ya, why?" I asked

"Then it bonded to yo, “he said

"It what?" i asked. this was getting confusing!

"It bonded to you meaning that it was made for you so that means that you are my eldest son and that you have to go back to the mortal realm to get you brother and start your training," he said in a fast voice.

My mouth dropped open and I did not faint but I heard a faint rumble.

"And that would be an avalanche, you really need to get a hold of your magic son." he said in a resigned voice.

"Ok, so you say you are my dad and I have a brother," I said

"That and a sister an aunt and an uncle and 5 cousins. “he said

"Ah, and why should I believe you." i said

"You never knew about me since now because we had to send you away when you were born because we were at war. “he said.

'I believe you. oh, and what about my brother?" i said

"Like I said he is still in the mortal realm and you are going to get him, “he said

"Why can't you come with me?" i asked.

"Because only you can access the ice portal you came through, “he said.

"And why is that?" i asked

"Because you are the guardian deity of ice, with control over all things that deal with cold," he said "well that makes sense "

“Now go I will be waiting, oh and your brother's name is Charles dewales. “he said

“Where do I go,” I asked
“The portal will know where to go.” He said

“Oh, and take your sword and don’t worry about anyone noticing it, it will change form once you enter the mortal realm.” He said

I left the ice castle and went up the mountain. I went into the cave and got to the portal I activated it and stepped in the portal vortex. The ride wasn’t as bad as the last time. I was in an icy blue limbo between world being sucked towards my destination by my magic.

When I reached, it I was on a road next to a very nice house. I walked to the front door and I saw the name Charles dewales on an empty box next to the garbage, so I knew that I was at the right place.

I knocked on the door and when it opened I had to do a double-take because if it weren’t for the strangely forest green eyes I could swear he looked exactly like me.

“Who are you?” he asked in alarm. I think he noticed too because he had a bewildered expression on his face.

“Hi my name is kiwi and I need to talk to you,” I said

“Ok come on in.” he said

When I walked in I could tell he liked plants because his house looked like a jungle.

“Nice place,” I said

“Thanks here come and sit I was about to eat dinner.” he said

Once we sat down I said, “alright let’s get down to business.”

“Alright what is it. “he said

I told him everything from the time I got home to now.

To say he looked more bewildered would be an understatement he looked like he just saw an alien abduction.

“Umm I am just going to call the cops,” he said rushing into the living room

“NO” I yelled. I ran into the living room and found him floundering around with the dial he turned toward me and gasped. I looked into a mirror and saw that my eyes were glowing with cold energy.

Just as he was about to call 911 I flicked my hand towards him and he dropped the phone in surprise. it was covered in ice.

“Now do you believe me,” I said.

“Yes.” he said.

“Now let’s go,” I said.

But as soon as we got out of the living room there was a knock on the door. We went to it but it opened before we could open it and in came a police officer.

Now not to be rude or anything but he had really bad timing.

He asked” Hello is one of you Mr. Charles? “

“I am. “said Charles.

“I heard a disturbance and decided to check it out.” he said.

We did not have time for this so I may or may not have, out of annoyance, temporarily frozen him in a block of ice.

We went outside and I opened the portal home.

We went into the castle and went to bed since it was night.

I got into bed and fell asleep.

(a/n hey guy’s here is the next chapter there might be a little surprise in the next chapter. Any ways peace out. See you til’ next time. TO BE CONTIUED)

down the rabbit hole

CHAPTER TWO.

I woke up from another dream. It was that strange king again and he said that I would see him soon and he also called me son. Weird, right?

So anyway, it was a weekend and I was planning to just relax and watch a movie but that wasn't the case.

 *Sigh*

I was just settling down to watch the movie when the doorbell rang. I went to the door to see what it was when I saw a package and the label said: Kiwi 1923 Magi Rd. Buffalo NY. 

I wasn't expecting a package and I couldn't see anyone, so I brought it inside and opened it to find a model of a strange dragon. It was the color of ice and had translucent wings and was breathing lightning. I thought it was weird that I would be sent this, but I set it down on a shelf and sat down to watch the movie.

When the movie was over I went to bed and promptly fell asleep. I awoke in the middle of the night to a loud bang. “I think that came from the living room.” I thought to myself. I went downstairs. I went to the living room and saw a large form. I turned on the light and saw that the dragon model had turned into a large translucent dragon!!!!!

When it saw me, It growled and lunged at me. I was so paralyzed in shock that I didn't have time to react. It hit me and somehow it went into me and I fainted from the pain of a thousand needles pricking my skin.

I was in another dream but it was unlike the rest. I saw an arch made of ice and vines. I saw a mountain. I saw a castle made of ice. I saw a sword that changed colors like the aurora. And I saw the king telling me to wake…

I woke up the next morning in a cold sweat. I looked around but the dragon was gone. I went to the bathroom and splashed water on my face. I looked in the mirror and I jumped back in surprise. My usually brown eyes had turned icy blue.

I decided to go for a walk in the woods. I went outside and was nearing the river when I heard a faint voice, come to me… I looked in the direction of the voice and saw a cave.

I went into the cave and I found a hidden ice cave which was strange since it was the middle of summer.

I saw a giant arch of ice and vines. I remembered it from a dream but this time it had runes on it.

I walked to It and touched It and It started to glow.

And then I did the thing I did the most this week. I passed out.

I woke up and found myself in a cave similar to the one I fainted in except no vines -just ice. I walked out of the cave and saw that I was on a mountain of ice. That kinda makes sense. I found a stairway down the mountain and walked into a castle of ice.

I walked in and saw the king from my dreams. He turned and said, "Ah, Kiwi there you are, Welcome home, son". And with that, I fainted again.

 Wow, I really need to stop doing that.

The Adventure Begins - (Again)

Penguin Man: Take 1

 (Authors note: Hey guys, how are you? This is a brand-new series of penguin man!!! Everything you may read is from my autistic imagination. It's been awhile. I've been working on this a couple of weeks ALL BY MYSELF!  I rather did miss writing. I would appreciate your thoughts. Thank you.) 

a random pic we found on the 'net. Not my work....

Penguin Man, Volume 3 book 1: The adventure begins

I was in a very weird dream.

 I was in the middle of a throne room and everybody was shouting. It kind of looked like they were having an argument.

Oh, sorry I haven’t introduced myself.  My name is Kiwi aka Penguin Man -the superhero - but you probably know that already. 

Back to the dream.

I was in the middle of a throne room and everybody was fighting. All but one. I guessed he was a king because he had a crown on his head. He kind of looked familiar.

I was trying to figure out where I saw him when I heard a shout:

“BE QUIET ALREADY!!!" said the king.

“But father this problem needs solving.” said what looked like a 10-year-old girl.

“I know Minerva and I might have a solution to the problem,” the king said.

“Oh, and what is it, my dear uncle? “, said a 20-year-old guy.

“I think it is time to bring back the other 2 from the mortal realm. “said the king and then he looked straight at me and with that the dream faded into black…

NEXT MORNING 

I woke up the next day and got ready for work. I thought about the haunting dream I had last night. Come to think of it, I had multiple dreams like that one since I got back from the Star Wars galaxy a week ago, but that one was the weirdest.

When I got to work, I felt a foreboding presence come over me and it sent chills down my back. The feeling was gone as suddenly as it came.

“Well that was bizarre,” I thought to myself. 

Today was a normal day but it felt strange somehow like I was in space again. I have not felt like that since the last run-in I had with my enemy Dr.Walrus. But, he was stuck on another planet in a galaxy far, far away. 

Then I heard a really loud BOOM outside the building. I looked out the window and can you guess what I ironically saw outside???

It was Dr.Walrus blowing stuff up again. Man, that guy really needs to stay in one place. 

Once I saw him, I went for the door like everyone else. But, instead of going toward city hall like the others, I went back to my house. I hit a secret button I have hidden somewhere under a lamp and a tiny door opened.  I went through into the glacier (my secret base) and got suited up and ready for battle!

Once I was done, I got into my catapult I recently installed for no reason what so ever. I pulled the lever and flung into the air.

“Well, this was a bad idea.” I thought to myself while zooming through the air. 

When I landed, I got up (with much protest from my legs I might add) and waddled towards all the destruction like a constipated penguin.

When I got to the fight, the police had put up a barricade across East and Main, and they were trying to hold off Dr.Walrus. But, they weren't very successful. I decided to step in and help.

When Dr.Walrus saw me he smiled coyly and then he brought out his lightsaber™. He started to run towards me. I ignited my lightsaber™ and ran at him. It was the second worst idea I had that day.

When we met blades, I shot back and my lightsaber fell out of my hand. I started looking for my blade but Dr.Walrus already had it and was headed for me, blades raised.

He did a force jump at me and he raised the weapons to finish me off. I raised my hand waiting for death… but it never came. I looked up and saw Dr.Walrus stuck in midair, frozen in a block of ice.

I got up and went over to the frozen Dr. Walrusicle and pushed him over to the police who quickly got over their shock and ran over to help me.

As soon as I knew Dr. Walrus was safely in the hands of the police I walked to a building, got changed went out the back door and into my car. I drove home.

I wondered how that ice happened. ”I will deal with that later.” I thought to myself I went to bed and promptly fell asleep.

Tifft

Hey guy's!

It has been awhile and a lot has happened and I think I might write a catch up blog, but today i am here to tell you about yesterday!!!

So yesterday we went to tifft and we saw a lot of animals like deer and a lot of chickadee's landed on Lilly!?!?!

We also summited a bunch of hills.

Tifft was also a landfill at one point, you do know what a land fill is right?

It is a large hole in the ground that is full of garbage, bet that smelled.

This is pretty much all i got.

Yeah this is all i got.


I'm done.


If you want a more extensive description go to my sister's bolg: http://lillybelle01.blogspot.com