Penguin Man: Take 1
(Authors note: Hey guys, how are you? This is a brand-new series of penguin man!!! Everything you may read is from my autistic imagination. It's been awhile. I've been working on this a couple of weeks ALL BY MYSELF! I rather did miss writing. I would appreciate your thoughts. Thank you.)
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| a random pic we found on the 'net. Not my work.... |
Penguin Man, Volume 3 book 1: The adventure begins
I was in a very weird dream.
I was in the middle of a throne room and everybody was shouting. It kind of looked like they were having an argument.
Oh, sorry I haven’t introduced myself. My name is Kiwi aka Penguin Man -the superhero - but you probably know that already.
Back to the dream.
I was in the middle of a throne room and everybody was fighting. All but one. I guessed he was a king because he had a crown on his head. He kind of looked familiar.
I was trying to figure out where I saw him when I heard a shout:
“BE QUIET ALREADY!!!" said the king.
“But father this problem needs solving.” said what looked like a 10-year-old girl.
“I know Minerva and I might have a solution to the problem,” the king said.
“Oh, and what is it, my dear uncle? “, said a 20-year-old guy.
“I think it is time to bring back the other 2 from the mortal realm. “said the king and then he looked straight at me and with that the dream faded into black…
NEXT MORNING
I woke up the next day and got ready for work. I thought about the haunting dream I had last night. Come to think of it, I had multiple dreams like that one since I got back from the Star Wars galaxy a week ago, but that one was the weirdest.
When I got to work, I felt a foreboding presence come over me and it sent chills down my back. The feeling was gone as suddenly as it came.
“Well that was bizarre,” I thought to myself.
Today was a normal day but it felt strange somehow like I was in space again. I have not felt like that since the last run-in I had with my enemy Dr.Walrus. But, he was stuck on another planet in a galaxy far, far away.
Then I heard a really loud BOOM outside the building. I looked out the window and can you guess what I ironically saw outside???
It was Dr.Walrus blowing stuff up again. Man, that guy really needs to stay in one place.
Once I saw him, I went for the door like everyone else. But, instead of going toward city hall like the others, I went back to my house. I hit a secret button I have hidden somewhere under a lamp and a tiny door opened. I went through into the glacier (my secret base) and got suited up and ready for battle!
Once I was done, I got into my catapult I recently installed for no reason what so ever. I pulled the lever and flung into the air.
“Well, this was a bad idea.” I thought to myself while zooming through the air.
When I landed, I got up (with much protest from my legs I might add) and waddled towards all the destruction like a constipated penguin.
When I got to the fight, the police had put up a barricade across East and Main, and they were trying to hold off Dr.Walrus. But, they weren't very successful. I decided to step in and help.
When Dr.Walrus saw me he smiled coyly and then he brought out his lightsaber™. He started to run towards me. I ignited my lightsaber™ and ran at him. It was the second worst idea I had that day.
When we met blades, I shot back and my lightsaber fell out of my hand. I started looking for my blade but Dr.Walrus already had it and was headed for me, blades raised.
He did a force jump at me and he raised the weapons to finish me off. I raised my hand waiting for death… but it never came. I looked up and saw Dr.Walrus stuck in midair, frozen in a block of ice.
I got up and went over to the frozen Dr. Walrusicle and pushed him over to the police who quickly got over their shock and ran over to help me.
As soon as I knew Dr. Walrus was safely in the hands of the police I walked to a building, got changed went out the back door and into my car. I drove home.
I wondered how that ice happened. ”I will deal with that later.” I thought to myself I went to bed and promptly fell asleep.