There once was
a lady who had two grandchildren and she loved them dearly.
One day she
went out to the grocery store while she was watching them and when she came
back she saw a huge hole in the back yard and two muddy little toddlers and one
extremely annoyed cat.
After a bath
(the cat hated that) they snuggled up with a nice hot cocoa and some ginger
snaps for it was cold outside. After a good book they went to bed. The next
morning the lady got up and saw that the cat’s tail had been tied in knots! The
children had play with (read tortured) the poor cat.
The lady walked
into the kitchen to find milk and cheerios almost everywhere except on the
ceiling and walls and the floor. When she finished cleaning up she went into
the living room to see a pillow fort which somehow had scorpion batiste (toys
of course). It also had a couple of toy soldiers on it.
Inside the fort
she found her grandchildren in knight costumes, toy sword and all (although she
did not know where they came from). She “invaded” the fort and started to
tickle the grandchildren. After the tickle fight they put the pillows back and
went to the kitchen for lunch.
They had left
over meat loaf, yummy. Twenty minutes later the parents came home from vacation
and picked the children up. That is ,for now muahahahaha!!!
The end