jokes galore

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just woke up from a small nap spanning 3 and 4:58 o'clock and it felt nice and warm.

still sleepy though.

Want to hear jokes about the ocean? YES? ok!!!!

although to be pacific my skeleton jokes are very humerus, tibia honest.

How did one ocean say hi to another? He just waved.

I had to surf the net for this one because i am a little tide up at the moment.

I have been playing a game called undertale lately and after the neutral and genocide runs that i have planed I will do a Pascificist run. 

Though I fish that I had money so I could do other stuff like skyrim or something,
Although I am shore that I will get it when I am older.

Lilly is doing waterever. 
And summer is one of my favorite sea-sons. Lilly is a little shellfish at times and I sometimes would krill her in a game for being annoying and that settles the fishue.
Though she can still be my anemone and I don't get any reef-ets from hitting her leg even though she hits me back.

Phew, I need a ship of water.
Now, let's seal the deal with one more pun!

Sometimes, I will give a sans-ational pun and Lilly will call me a bonehead although it is like a good skull_ture and also pretty humerus.

well i will sea you later

'till next time 

TO BE CONTINUED 

p.s. on another note, girls don't get jokes and are a little serious. Don't blow up their buildings.

Will out.

Copy and paste wingsdings 🏱☜✌👍☜
(to see translation go here https://lingojam.com/W-D-Gaster)

life thus far

hello there again and welcome back

so it is a new year and a lot of stuff happened during that time in November we had a simple affair with turkey and potatoes, dad has been going on trips for work so on Mondays and Fridays i stay home with my big sister or brother while mommy and lilly are out for ballet and lilly is sitting on the couch next to mine and is being annoying. in December i turned 13 and two days later i went out with my big brother brad to see star wars at the movies and ate at a mighty taco.

for Christmas we first on Sunday we went to the grandparents house then on Monday we stayed home and opened presents. out of all of them brads was my favorite because it was a video game called undertale on steam (witch btw is really fun). and then on Saturday we went to my friend Cora's house for a little party and we had fun and this month is my moms b day.
and that is all for now thank good bye

DRAGON!!!!!!!!

p.s. proper blog coming soon and/or the next penguin man ( have to rewrite book 4 and write book 5)

a/n happy birthday aunt Donna

There once was a lady who had two grandchildren and she loved them dearly.

One day she went out to the grocery store while she was watching them and when she came back she saw a huge hole in the back yard and two muddy little toddlers and one extremely annoyed cat.

After a bath (the cat hated that) they snuggled up with a nice hot cocoa and some ginger snaps for it was cold outside. After a good book they went to bed. The next morning the lady got up and saw that the cat’s tail had been tied in knots! The children had play with (read tortured) the poor cat.

The lady walked into the kitchen to find milk and cheerios almost everywhere except on the ceiling and walls and the floor. When she finished cleaning up she went into the living room to see a pillow fort which somehow had scorpion batiste (toys of course). It also had a couple of toy soldiers on it.

Inside the fort she found her grandchildren in knight costumes, toy sword and all (although she did not know where they came from). She “invaded” the fort and started to tickle the grandchildren. After the tickle fight they put the pillows back and went to the kitchen for lunch.

They had left over meat loaf, yummy. Twenty minutes later the parents came home from vacation and picked the children up. That is ,for now muahahahaha!!!

The end

it has been a while since I wrote a blog so I will try do the best I can.

hey, guys, it's me and it is Halloween!

I will be going to a friends house for a party but a perk is that i will still get to trick or treating!

there is not much to write as of this moment.

I hung out with my big brother brad yesterday. we went to the buffalo museum of science which was empty except for us the staff and a few other people then we went to the Galleria mall and did gocarts, then finally we ate at five guys

A day without electricity

Hi, guys! This is what I would do on a day without electricity. This will also be a little update blog on my life.

I have 3 things to say on this matter.

The first is make a fort! Sometimes when I have space in my room, I like to get out some of my tents and put them up with some blankets over it and make it a fortress. I usually do this on the weekends. This funny thing about it is, I never end up sleeping in my fortress. I always end up back in my bed. It's also a good way to decompress after a loud party. I actually might make one after I write this. I use flashlights to see. I like to pretend it's a war fort. I keep one or two of my weapons with me - mainly swords. Or any type of melee weapons. And another thing I like to do in there is my second topic on what I would do on a day without electricity.

Reading. I have tons of books that I like to read or want to read. And I have tons of books I have to read. Such as; The Chrystal Shard by R.A. Salvatore, The Dragonbone Chair by Todd Williams, The Illiad by Homer, and maybe The Princess Bride by William Goldman. I'm not sure about that last one yet.

The third and final thing is going into my imagination. There are tons and tons of stuff to do in there. Such as hopping dimensions. Using magic. And turning into a dragon. Care to hear more about this? I will maybe be writing a dragon magic spell book and a dragon history book. This will also coincide with Penguin Man which is also set in my imagination.

BTW - Their Dad is my imagination character in Penguin Man.

I suppose this is it for the first part of this blog.

Now, about how my life is going so far...

I am currently sick. But, I'm beginning to feel better. Now it's just contained to my sinus system. It's bugging the heck out of me.

I am also going to a six-week summer camp. It's fun! I get to swim. I get to do other really fun stuff. Every week, we go on field trips too! These are certainly fun!

That's all I can say on that topic for now.

If you'll excuse me, I have a cherry slushy to go drink.



To be continued.....

(a.n. hey guys just another story for my grandma Benz)

Once upon a time, there was a lady that liked to knit. She knitted an entire house out of wool and it even had working appliances.

She often went out to her garden and looked at her flowers. She loved their beautiful smells. The petunia's and the lilies of the valley's and the roses of red - all made her happy. She also liked to pet her cats and feed the birds.

But, she was lonely. She decided she wanted to see the world. So, she knitted herself a plane. She knitted herself a bi-plane! It was a one-person seater and all she would need to travel the world. She gathered her flying gear and some food and her knitting supplies. And of course,  a cat.

She started up the preflight sequence. She flew down the runway and took off. She looked down, and she saw that everyone looked like tiny little ants. She flew to France and to China and to India. She made a pit stop in Hungary for some snacks and fuel. She then saw London from the clouds. The lady flew to Italy to get some spaghetti and meatballs.

She also flew to Antarctica to see the penguins. But, she also got chased by a polar bear!

Then she went home and had a nice cup of hot cocoa. The lady went to bed and had a nice dream about spaghetti eating polar bears and tea drinking penguins! When she woke up she went outside to water her petunias.

The End

(a/n hey guy's so how is it please let me know. I hope you enjoyed and I shall see you next time. Peace.)

authors note: hey guy's it has been a while and my  mom gave me a good idea for a mother’s day present for my grand-mama shall continue the story I have already written here is a  link: http://wcbenz.blogspot.com/2015/03/part-1-grandmamas-story.html

Chapter 1, Part 2

Grandmama's Adventure

There was a knock on the door. Grandmama went to answer it. She opened it and there was a blast of cold wind. She saw it was a neighbor.

The neighbor inquired if she had read the news. Grandmama asked why?
The neighbor stepped aside and Grandmama was flabbergasted to see snow! In the middle of Florida! In the middle of summer!

She went outside. A snowball flew right at her face. She dodged it, but it hit her favorite vase.

She wondered who would throw a snowball at an old lady? She looked out to see - nothing! She also noticed that her neighbor had disappeared!

She went back to her house and closed the door. Grandmama was a bit confused. She went into her small, private library, (3rd door to the right) and found a book on snow ghosts. There was only one entry. There is not much known about snow ghosts, so there were a lot of empty pages. This is because the usually live in the Arctic.

The entry was named Snow Poltergeists. The entry stated this was not really a ghost, just poltergeists that cause snow.

"Helpful tip with dealing with Snow Poltergeists: Spirits such as these hate water. A tool used for getting rid of these is a water gun. The reason they turn water to snow and ice is a mystery. Plasma packs will work in a pinch, or after you use water. BEWARE: There are goliaths - there are snow golems that are reanimated by undead specters."

After reading this, Grandmama got a water gun at the ready with boiling hot water. She also loaded her proton pack.

She went outside and was instantly attacked by a goliath! Goliaths summon ice. Grandmama accurately hit the snow golem where its heart should be. It melted instantly!

She wasn't done yet.

She was suddenly surrounded by 2 more snow golems and 5 poltergeists and 1 specter! She has never seen this many apparitions in one spot! Except for the aquarium, of course.

She easily took down 2 golems and a poltergeist. When suddenly, a portal opened! Somebody popped out. He had seriously blue eyes. The color of ice and snow. He looked around bewildered and said, "Oops, wrong dimension!" And popped back out.

By the time Grandmama was down to the last spirit, she was out of water. But, she remembered her proton pack and blasted him back into the shadow realm.

As soon as everything thawed, she found where the neighbor was. In a snowman!
When he finally awoke, she thought, he thought, that he was Frosty! Because once he woke up, he said, "Happy Mothers Day"! And then he said, "Happy Birthday!" And then he went marching north.

Grandmama went back inside and got a nice cup of hot cocoa. She was really cold from fighting the snow ghosts. Luckily, her flowers didn't get frost bite.

She went to bed and had a nice dream.

When she woke up the next day, she found a package at her door....but that's for another story.

Narrator out. PEACE

Author's note: And there it is. A chill-ing story. I added a little reference to another book I'm writing. Hope you caught it! I think I'll add that to my 4th chapter.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, GRANDMAMA!!!