September 25, 2014 The Penguin Plies back!!

Book III -The Adventures of Penguin Man

Rumble in Russia

Kiwi's plane just landed in the Saint Petersburg, Russia airport. Cleaver aka Beaver Man and Joe aka Kangaroo Man were waiting for him.

On the way to Cleaver's house, they saw beautiful buildings. A couple of the buildings were so beautiful they stopped and took a walk around the insides of the buildings – including the Catherine Palace.  Then they came up to a rose garden. You wouldn't believe how many varieties of roses there were – 2,000!

When they got to Cleaver's house, Cleaver went in and got some money. Then they went out for lunch. Kiwi never had Russian food before! He liked it! They had Okroshka (soup) and black bread (rye). They had Ptichie Moloko (Bird's Milk Cake) for dessert. They loved that!!!

Meanwhile, back home in Buffalo, it was winter. Buffalo was in the middle of a terrible blizzard. And the power was knocked out all over the city. In prison, all the cells automatically opened. All the villains escaped, including Dr. Walrus and Mr. Koala. They grabbed their weapons and their disguises from Dr. Walrus's lair and flew to Russia to join Cyber Huskie – Beaver Man's arch enemy. They did not know that Kiwi and Joe were there. But they were old friends and allies of Cyber Huskie. Ah-oh!!!!

Penguin Man, Beaver Man and Kangaroo Man were settling down to watch Neglia Ballet Artist's at the famous Mariinsky Theatre. All of a sudden, they saw someone go into a secret door under the stage. They went into the bathroom to suit up. When they were all suited up, the ballet was about to begin! They used their suction cups on the ceiling to get to the front. By the time the ballet started, they got to the front and through the secret door.

When they got through the door, they found out that Dr. Walrus, Mr. Koala and Cyber Huskie had teamed up. They were planning to steal the crown jewels of Russia. The crown jewels of Russia were at the ballet because the royal family was there to watch The Nutcracker.

 The good super heroes jumped out of their hiding spot and startled the bad guys! They chased each other onto the stage and around the dancers. It was during the battle scene! As they were firing their weapons at each other, they started dancing since they found out they were in the middle of the ballet.

The king and queen were laughing so hard at the shenanigans that they fell to the ground! Imagine villains and super heroes dancing and shooting each other. The royal guards were laughing so hard they fell off the balcony!! Ouch!!!!!  Imagine the dancers trying to dodge the lasers and dance! The Nutcracker (Sergio Neglia) was trapped on the top of a poll that was right in the center of the stage. Poor guy! He's just going to hang up there until he sees who wins.

Apparently, the good guys were winning. Know why? Because Penguin Man forgot he had a shield projector on his watch and had it activated during his trip over to Russia. It can only cover the amount of good guys in a fight. As soon as they were done firing, they started to chase each other off the stage.

 While they were running Cyber Huskie was powering up one of his energy gauntlets. He shot it at both crowns and they came right to him! Now the good guys had to get the crowns back AND get the bad guys back in prison.

The bad guys hid.

But the good guys knew one thing; they would have to return to the secret hideout. They went up some of the polls, climbed down the ropes with a pulley and then the good guys hid. As soon as the bad guys thought they were alone, they started walking back to their lair. As they were walking,  each bad guy put his feet into the stage ropes, the good guys pulled on the ropes and the bad guys were trapped!

The crown jewels were returned to the king and queen. Sergio and the dancers resumed the ballet. As a reward for returning the crown jewels, Penguin Man, Kangaroo Man and Beaver Man got to sit with the king and queen. They all enjoyed the ballet.

Kiwi helped the police get the villains onto the plane and back to Buffalo. The power was finally back on and the city was protected from all the other villains.

Once again, the day has been saved by PENGUIN MAN AND FRIENDS!!!

I wonder if this ever really happened??? Or will happen?? Only time will tell!

The end

Book IV – off the floor!