October 31, 2014 STORY SPECIAL

Lilly of Bossy Pants

Queen Lilly of Bossy Pants

By William Carl Benz

In a town called Bossy Pants, the Queen Lilly was a little too bossy over all the guards. And today she was particularly she was more bossy than usual.

Apparently, she was having a baby. It was to be a boy. She wanted a girl. This made her feel angry – really angry. She was angry because the doctor made a mistake. He couldn't tell it was a girl or a boy in the x-ray. So he lied and told her it was a girl. And when the baby was born she was incensed to see that it was a boy! She didn't like boys because she liked to be powerful and she was afraid a boy child would take over.

The boy's name was William, the 1^st. As the boy grew up, he was very kind. He was nice to the guards, and reassured them that the Queen won't hurt them. She was a bit out of control. And he gave them actual insurance to take care of their families.

She was being mean by firing them, making them cry, and chasing them around. She was mean to everyone in Bossy Pants. Nobody liked her. She also did one more thing that was bad; she would lure unsuspecting tourists into the ice cold water – off of a cliff!!!! Now, isn't that being dangerous and mean?!? Who wants to take a bath in ice cold water! Not me!!

She wasn't really mean to William 1^st, she just ignored him.

So one day, when William was an adult. He challenged his mother to a dual. Now, William had a couple tricks of his sleeve. He had made a secret organization to take down his Mom.

The dual began. William was winning in the beginning. His mother began to gain on him. And when it seemed that he would lose, he pushed a secret button on his watch. It made the whole castle go on lockdown. A whole lot of machine guns were pointing at the Queen. She surrendered.

And thus, the prince gave his mother a taste of her own medicine. He pushed her off the cliff into the icy waters. It made her into an ice cube! The queen was defeated. And now her icy statue stands in the middle of the lake inside an iced container of the secret organization.

By the way, the secret organization was called A.R.R.O.W. It doesn't really stand for anything, it just wanted to get rid of the queen.

Mission Accomplished!!!

The End (until she defrosts – dun, dun, dun………….)